In the words of our own Bryan Slater, "if it's free, it's for me".

Well Slatey Cakes, according to Delish, there are over 80 restaurants that give some generous, and some not so generous treats for guests on their birthday. In some cases you might have to sign up for a club or email list (in which case I would just immediately unsubscribe the next day) but the end result is still free stuff on your birthday, and let's be honest, who doesn't love that.

I took the liberty of highlighting some places that might be of interest to Berkshire County residents, and yes, not all are located here in the 413, but maybe it's a reason to take a road trip in your birthday suit.

Applebees - Free dessert

Ben & Jerry's - Free small ice cream and $3 off Ice Cream Cake

Buffalo Wild Wings  - Free dessert when you join their email list

Carrabba's Italian Grill - Free dessert with purchase of an entree

Cheesecake Factory  - Free Ice Cream Sundae

Chili's (coming soon Pittsfield) - Free Brownie Sundae

Cinnabon - Cinnabon Stix, Cinnasweetie or Cinnabon Bites when you join Club Cinnanbon

Cracker Barrel  - Any free dessert (but they don't have booze so why would you go there?)

Dairy Queen  - Free mini, small or medium blizzard.

Dunkin' Donuts  - Free medium drink with Dunks' Perk Program (everyone has this already, right?)

Denny's  - Free Grandslam Breakfast AND (wait for it)....a Happy Birthday Song!

Hooters  - Free order of 10 wings (if this isn't the deal of the century, I don't know what is)

IHOP  - Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity Breakfast

Krispy Kreme  - Donut and small coffee or fountain drink

Olive Garden  - A free appetizer or dessert, if you're a member of their e-club

Panera Bread  - Any pastry, free

Red Lobster  -  $5 off two adult entrees AND a slice of free cake

Sonic  - Regular cream slushie, medium tater tots, or a medium drink

Starbucks - A beverage or treat, plus 15% off a purchase at StarbucksStore.com

Wendy's  - A free frosty when you join their email list

Friendly's  - Happy Ending (haha) medium sundae when you join their BFF program

Ruby Tuesday's  - Free Burger (what about that salad bar?! hook a girl up)

Subway  - Free six inch sub

There you have it folks. Free stuff for your birthday #FSFYB (that's not a real hashtag, just thought it was cool)

Don't forget, you can check out the complete list on Delish.