8 More Things That Make You A Terrible Person
If you're a regular fan of Slater and Marjo In The Morning, you know the things that drive each other crazy. Some of the things we talk about that drives the other crazy may actually make one a "terrible person". 😂
HERE ARE 8 MORE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU A TERRIBLE PERSON...
1. YOU'RE LATE FOR WORK BUT STOP FOR COFFEE
I must say, I violate this "rule". If I happen to oversleep, I'm of the opinion that it's already too late at that point, no pun intended, and I might as well go about my normal routine. You know, shower and coffee. Some call this disrespectful to your co-workers. Terrible!
2. YOU MIX TUNA SALAD WITH MIRACLE WHIP INSTEAD IF MAYONNAISE
I only like mayonnaise on tuna. Period. Now, with that said, Miracle Whip, a sort of alternative to mayonnaise, is like the real thing just mixed with sugar. Gross, and you are terrible.
3. YOU TAILGATE (NOT THE PARTY VERSION)
We are all in a rush all the time and if someone were to get in our way, we're gonna show 'em who's boss. We will drive as close to your bumper as possible until you speed up! A bad idea with likely a bad outcome. Terrible!
4. YOU DON'T REPORT 1099's ON YOUR TAXES
It's so nice getting paid cash or a nice tax free check. Nothing is free in this world, however. Even if that 1099 is only for $1000, you gotta report it!
5. YOU CALL WHEN A TEXT WILL SUFFICE
This is my favorite thing to do to Marjo. Marjo is not a phone talker and I am. Even when I have a quick simple message or question that a text message would certainly handle, I choose to call. Terrible!
6. YOU FART AND BLAME SOMEONE ELSE
If you're in the grocery store and just walk away real quick, that's ok. But if you actually blame someone else, that is just terrible.
7. YOU WEAR TOO MUCH COLOGNE
I think cologne for men sort of started to disappear sometime in the 2000's, for the most part. The diehards obviously will prevail. One thing we can all agree on; however, is that too much cologne is a no-no.
8. YOU STILL ROCK A '80s MULLETT