In case you haven't looked at a calendar today, it's Friday the 13th. Some people happen to have the idea that today's date coincides with bad luck, or perhaps you think it's synonymous with a particular villain in slasher lore by the name of Jason Voorhees. Any guesses to what Jason might be up to these days? My guess is he's spending his time here in Massachusetts.

That may sound like a crazy theory, but is it? Jason has been laying low for all of 2024 because there hasn't exactly been a good day to run his typical errands. That's because there hasn't been a Friday the 13th all year until now. He's probably just been plotting for this day in some backwoods cabin just counting down the days. He's been preparing for Friday the 13th in September 2024. So, where's the best place he could hide out? Massachusetts is the ideal spot! And here's why...

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Today is primetime for Jason to be out and about. There are tons of events happening in and around Massachusetts this weekend so it's a prime opportunity for Jason to catch his victims off guard. Jason has probably been taking a break since the last Friday the 13th, which was in October 2023. He probably has gotten a new knife since then, maybe also upgraded to a newer mask with new AI features to help with his vision or something. It's likely he's been waiting for a particular date to show off his new possessions.

There it is. While you're out and about enjoying the upcoming weekend, just take caution because there's a pretty good chance Jason Voorhees is loving his life in the Bay State. Hopefully you'll steer clear of him on this Friday the 13th, Massachusetts!

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